Thursday, December 31, 2020

Shorts SHORT Review: Heroes At Home

 Heroes At Home

Written by Zeb Wells
Illustrated by Gurihiru
Published by MARVEL
Collection Editor is Jennifer Grünwald
Book Design by Jay Bowen

This is the last day of the year, the very last day (all the way to the witching hour), the last time I have to write anything before this damned year is gone, forever gone, though never forgotten. I’m writing, editing, and reading this feature all within the wee hours of the morning to the dwindling hours of the evening. Still this year has had a lot of thing happen, throughout the majority of it all, but one thing that hasn’t really happened is inaction. No, I’m not talking about the Kevin Smith toyline, no, it’s staying at home (or going out as little as possible) to reduce the spread of infection. Germs and Viruses are something that we can’t protect ourselves from, even in a suit of armor or with a really sharp sword, though a mask can help. And with Superheroes being the forerunners on mask wearing MARVEL stepped forward and wanted to show what the inaction lives of some of their most popular action heroes could be doing.

 


Let’s talk about the cover and this short all at the same time, since originally this whole book was just covers for issues that came out within 2020 as an alternate to the regular series (except for two). That’s always a hard thing with writing and drawing, if something huge happens within reality your fictional world may have to change. Lucky for most comics the events are happening within a year or so ago, so everything hasn’t really caught up with them just yet (fictitiously speaking), still that little bit of excusable explanation of why no one is wearing masks except for the super in the room is going to fade fast. Since (again) this is the end of the year, the very last day th— okay, so each “chapter” (I’m gonna use the term loosely) is a different hero story of inaction. Like any book they give illusion that these eight “chapters” are going to be within the book from the cover. It’s a fairly simple cover, of a wall, like any brick wall of an apartment building (especially in New York City), so one window for each apartment. I guess you could consider this a ‘What if?’ story since they all (assumingly) live under the same roof. Anyhow, the cover gives a bit of personification to each character, showing what each would be doing if given the chance to rest and live within the moment. I really don’t want to go into much detail, since the whole book is nine panels each “chapter”, just enough to fit on a cover page grid three by three. I’m gonna list my synopses of each character’s story in order of appearance (also the issue the “chapter” is from).

Spider-Man: The Amazing Baking Adventures of our webbed culinary crusader! [Amazing Spider-Man #48]
Black Panther: Obstacles can be a four-course meal. [Avengers #36]
Captain America: Dishes to discus, freedom to feast. [Captain America #23]
Captain Marvel: Conversations from Skrull to Kree. [Captain Marvel #21]
Hulk: If you’re happy and you know it, make a sign. [Immortal Hulk #37]
Thor: Precarious perils of hair removal! [Original]
Venom: When life is without, make do with what life gives you. [Original]
Wolverine: Mosaics of friends, or The best at what he does (which is puzzles). [Wolverine #5]

[Make sure to look for all the hiding spots of Jeff the Land Shark]

And since we're diving into the pages, Gurihiru brings a depiction for each character that illuminates aspects of each hero. Spider-Man with his thin and youthful appearance, Captain Marvel with her stunning golden locks and sarcastic expressions, and Venom with his over the top and chaotic nature. No one quiet moves a static image as well as Gurihiru, though no one compliments them as well as the wit of Zeb Wells.

That about wraps it up, an inaction adventure illustrated by the talented Gurihiru team and written by the clever mind of Zeb Wells, all bind and bound in about five by five square inches. I’m bias, since I love superheroes and slice-of-life tales, though if you’re looking for something that’s beautifully designed and comedically timed this is worth a place in your library. Nothing better than a little comfy story to ease into the New Year.

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Keep well and Stay well.

Tuesday, December 31, 2019

The Thing

The Thing; an incident beyond adolescence

One thing that scared me as a kid was the Todd McFarlane toys. They were so wonderfully crafted and horrifyingly detailed that I could feel the pain and anguish that a figure had. It was traumatizing, though that's a skilled artist, that's a person that knows their abilities and how to emote through a media. Though that brings me to the subject of the day "John Carpenter's The Thing" and the toy of the monster in all it's hanging flesh detail, hung on a shelf at the local SunCoast video.

Just a second on the evolution of horror, there's many different ways of subjecting one to something that's frightful, though there's not many that know how to connect our more basic fears into media, since most that enjoy these types of sensations are jaded at this point. Jaded in the sense that they love that emotion and want to feel scared or excited, that it's not really a new emotion and someone running after them with a large knife isn't something where they'll panic, well panic as much, it's still a person with a large knife. No, what I want to talk about is that this series is in a way a good representation of horror as a historical timeline. The story is in a book, no comic, no film, no splash page of gore, it was a novella in a magazine, nothing more than the pseudonym of John W. Campbell Jr. at the top by the title. The plot was about fear in man, pretty much an abstract thought into our own fears of one another. There's a hidden murderer among us and we'll never know, mind you the first World War ended twenty year before this was published, but I'm guessing Mr. Campbell saw the writing on the wall, since the following year the second World War historically agreed to start (there's been a lot of grey area talk on when the War started, so it's up for interpretation, but historically it's dated at 1939). This was perfect for those that believed there wasn't many to trust within their own community, though this paranoia lead to horrible crimes and left out of historical commentary. Then the film came out, about thirteen years after the publication of the story, this time around there was a visualization of the alien and it's monstrous form. It wasn't just something that could blend in well with the crew, but it was a being, it held space and this was a great fear. Someone with enough power to run through a wall, be frozen in ice, and could take down a man no problem. That was something that a lot of people feared, since it wasn't an idea, it was a man! This was within the years of horror movie monsters that then became slasher films, life's fears were a being and not a thought. Then the next film came about, it's thirty-one years, this is the one that most think of when talking about this subject. When this came out John Carpenter was flying high with the "Halloween" series and "Escape from New York" he then made another amazing film, though at the time wasn't seen as a good film, or a movie that was his. Later this would be the bases for a long line of monster movies with practical effects, trying to make puppets creepy and threatening. Though this film did something original, it took the fear of the unknown and gave you a form, but both are an abstraction in reality. In a nut shell this was the best of the Thing franchise and in horror history, since it brought back to the medium the concept of ideas could be just as horrifying, not just a big guy with a knife.

One thing I'd like to bring up is that this is all opinionated, from my point of view, but also the point of views of those that created these features and the inflections that they envision of the characters. So I've never read the story, though I'd very much like to get my hands on it, but at this time it's escaped my clutches, so I have the movies and audio books till then. Long and short these are the opinions of mine based on the story and plot brought to my attention by the ones that created media from the source material. If this sounds interesting, hearing a story and what happens based on another's third hand understanding. Let's get into the middle of this mess and see what comes from all of these things.



Audio Book
-Who Goes There? (1938)
I found this audio book when I was animating a film in my second year, it was something that gave me a lot of joy and something to keep my mind on while finishing tasks that didn't need all my attention, just enough that allowed me to focus and not want to throw a monitor out a window. Sadly, my audio wasn't the best, but the actor and the writing was stupendous. It focused on telling the story and keeping one within an eerie demeanor, it was nice, since one could really feel the different characters better, the loneliness that each one of them had within the snowy wasteland. It wasn’t totally professional, it was good, it was fun, but it was what it was… free. Still it was a reading from the original short story, a story that knows how to be perfectly creepy. If you can find the recording I listened to then you are in for a treat for sure, though with it being a few miles on the road to a decade I can’t quite remember nor say it’s still where I last saw it. Though it’s worth the listen if you can creep into my past and find this lost audio.

Movie
-The Thing from Another World (1951)
Honestly the goofiest of the Thing interpretations. At times this felt like a Frankenstein parody, still a good story, but it doesn’t hold that isolation feeling, that testing of mankind, that sense of paranoia, because we know it’s a monster in humanoid form. I think that’s what really tears down the film the most is it’s establish shot of the monster, that it’s a tall man, not that being from another planet who takes forms of other beings. The actors were good, the leads were wonderful, the story, well that’s the part that leaves it flat. This is something you see a lot in contemporary films, mostly reboots or flicks that are trying to grab hold of nostalgia glasses and jam the property down your throat. It’s kinda rare to see an older film take something from a property that’s it’s own thing, that’s built a crowd behind it and change so much and leave so little from where it’s origin came from. Again I’m not saying this is a bad film, I’m saying it was a bad ‘The Thing’ film, in all it was  a strong movie that had interesting and likable characters, it’s development, and story structure was there, it was a bit slow, but pacing fit the film, since they needed to expand for time and give it more of a drawn out feeling. That this all didn’t take minutes, though hours to figure-out who the thing was, well where the alien was within the base. In a way this was a deluded version of the ‘Red Scare’ pitting neighbor on neighbor, who is it, who is the one that’s putting us all at risk. So as a horror movie it saw the headlines and went with it, but in the long run of things miss the mark between social commentary and keeping true to the source material.

Other Movie
-John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)
This is the one that’s the most famous, this is the one that had me the most scared as a kid, this is the one that was the most interesting and gross to watch. As a kid I’ve seen the action figures that this was based around, they were graphically accurate, they had everything in plan view, and to boot this was an ‘R’ film. At the time you could do a lot in ‘R’ films, not like today, but they really pushed the censors. I’m always one that likes the implied thought better than the thought, it’s kinda like the Rorschach test, you see what you want to see, so similar in this sense. You have an idea of what comes next, though you don’t see it, just the actions after, just what you’re told, no matter how graphic, as long as it’s not seen then you can have the spoken action within a movie, but once you have metal entering flesh, then cut from anything less than PG-13 and back in the day it was PG or R, nothing in-between, so why not go all the way. I saw the movie recently, well within the last four years, it was good. I mean that, it was a solid movie, the pacing had a stopping point, but it lulls you into a point of boredom (safety) that’s well made, not for the acting, but for the characters. They are doing the same things, in and out all day, studying this and that, taking about how they have a pilot, but never need to fly. Then stuff starts to happen and happen fast, things blow up, figuratively, though later literally. The Alien takes on many different forms, many different limbs spring from the creature, though like the book and other media it hides away in different places (and people), trying to build it’s ship or something we can’t understand, and building suspicion between the crew. In short, Kurt Russell is the only one still alive, though we don’t know whatever happened to the alien. The ambiguous ending was nice, but they never followed up with it. Over all the amazing practical effects, the wonderful acting, and the awesome experience that comes with this film makes it a must watch, even just for the mystery part of the film.

 


Well that’s my take on The Thing series, it was and will be something that stays in my mind and scares me just a bit before bed. In general this is where a lot of my paranoia comes from during and after college. Trust is hard, sometimes you need a blood sample and some fire. Though really, given the chance to see all of these again, it’s worth the trip, it’s a wonderful story and each creative team’s interpretation of the short is stupendous. It’s kinda like a mystery novel or film where the story keeps going around and around where you keep finding what someone else has noticed something different, something new that hasn’t been seen in all the other stories. I always revert back to Detective mode when it comes to multiple creative teams making something that I enjoy. Anyhow, checkout your local library for the short story, the multiple films, and head over to Linkcara for the comics. If you’ve read my reviews you can trust me this far…

Monday, December 31, 2018

Quick Quips: Aquaman

Quick Quips 
Aquaman (2018)

Buzzword synopsis: Think Thor meets the Little Mermaid, though with a bit of Indiana Jones to extend the plot and Star Wars: Episode 3 to conclude the feature.


Hyper_Blurb:
Long and short this is the origin story of Arthur Curry (they never say his full name), I don’t like origin stories, but this is a well done one, since it doesn’t drag on. The story opens with Arthur’s Mom, the Queen of Atlantis, half-alive and on a rocky shore, saved by Mr. Curry the Lighthouse keeper. They fall in love and have a child, though this happiness doesn’t stay as time moves forward, though life does not, since the archaic rules and regulations of the past come to the lighthouse, with power-drysuits and rifles. Then here’s the part that is really great, the film goes right into the present, meaning that the Aquaman from the Justice League movie in his showboating glory, and in his half-sober vigilantism, saves a submarine from pirates. This is where a major plot point is made in the feature that Arthur needs to make better moral choices and that’s how this character arc begins. That’s where I’m leaving the plot, since it’s totaled with;
Mera: “Arthur you must take the crown”
Arthur: “No”
Orm: “I hate you and all the people on the surface!”
Arthur: “I will take the crown”
Oh spite and magic tridents, also a Kaiju just to throw in some fun weirdness that is greatly needed in Superhero movies that haven’t really been seen. I mean it, the second half of the movie is just a bizarre feature. The one thing that I loved the most was the whole Wire-fu scene underwater, that reminded me of classic DragonBall tournament episodes or Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Long and short, this was a fun film, a flick that I hope will make more movies and inspire even more superhero films, or otherwise.


 




Pitch: Washed up hero floating around, unable to feel connected to those on land nor in water, till tradition, morals, and family move him to quest for the one thing that will save all of the World and be the King of legend.

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Shorts SHORT Review: The Santa Trap

The Santa Trap

Written by Jonathan Emmet
Illustrated by Poly Bernatene
Peachtree Publishers
Macmillan Children's Books


Winter isn't the best of time for everyone, and not everyone celebrates with the Merry Postman in his best red suit. Even when he comes bearing gift to town, some people would rather he just be stopped. Thous the theme of this year's Santa Clause adventure, a little boy and his urge to stop Saint Nicolas from his predestined journey across the globe, making him pay for all the years he's never given him a gift. There's something about the holiday season that always brings out the mischief side of me. I want to see these other creatures of the snow that want for the holly jolly weather to match their cold hearts. Let's grab a few warm blankets, some chairs, and take a look at this fun children's dark comedy.